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18th April 2012

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superdimensionfortress: the-skaian-savior: turnsie: LOOKING THROUGH OLD PICTURES OF FACEBOOK AND HOLY SHIT.I walk into Dairy Queen I throw a twenty on the counter I say “I want like A double cheese burger but with five extra patties on it.” And then the cashier goes “Are you being serious right now?” And then it takes almost the entire grill to cook my burger alone And then I eat it, in the restaurant, and the entire staff that was on duty stood in the lobby and watched as I ate it. that god damn shirt holy fuck jimmy ahahahaaaaaaa U jelly alex?

superdimensionfortress:

the-skaian-savior:

turnsie:

LOOKING THROUGH OLD PICTURES OF FACEBOOK AND HOLY SHIT.
I walk into Dairy Queen

I throw a twenty on the counter

I say

“I want like

A double cheese burger

but with five extra patties on it.”

And then the cashier goes

“Are you being serious right now?”

And then it takes almost the entire grill to cook my burger alone

And then I eat it, in the restaurant, and the entire staff that was on duty stood in the lobby and watched as I ate it.

that god damn shirt

holy fuck jimmy ahahahaaaaaaa

U jelly alex?

Source: turnsie

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    Their food is really salty, but it’s good. And, damn.
  6. turnsie reblogged this from dogtwaddle and added:
    I have not, I really want to though. Four patties at a time, that’s how.
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    holy fuck jimmy ahahahaaaaaaa
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    It’s sad to think I will never be this awesome.
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    that god damn shirt
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