LOOKING THROUGH OLD PICTURES OF FACEBOOK AND HOLY SHIT.
I walk into Dairy Queen
I throw a twenty on the counter
“I want like
A double cheese burger
but with five extra patties on it.”
And then the cashier goes
“Are you being serious right now?”
And then it takes almost the entire grill to cook my burger alone
And then I eat it, in the restaurant, and the entire staff that was on duty stood in the lobby and watched as I ate it.
that god damn shirt
holy fuck jimmy ahahahaaaaaaa
U jelly alex?